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Xev: I want to do it.

Kai: Do what?

Xev: It. I want to do it with you.

Kai: I suspect you mean sex.

Xev: Exactly.

Kai: My sex organ has not functioned for over two thousand years.

Xev: My sex organ has NEVER functioned so we both have a lot of catching up to do!

Kai: Xev you are clearly desirable and beautiful but to me sex is just an intellectual concept.

Xev: I don't care if you're dead! I don't care if you can only appreciate this in your mind! I have a hyper-active libido and I need it NOW! I can't do this alone...

Kai: I can't do it at all!

Xev: I hate you... I HATE YOU!