E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

Elliot. Phonnne hommme.

E.T.: (saying good-bye to Gertie) Beeeeeee. Gooood.

Gertie: (tearfully) Yes.

E.T.: (touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever) Ouuuuch!

Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.

Elliot: A bald monkey?

Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.

Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!