Charmed

Piper: I just wish I could get a live guy.

Prue Halliwell: I don't like earthquakes. I just don't go running through the house naked screaming "Run for your life!"

Phoebe Halliwell: That is such an exaggeration... I was wearing slippers.

Phoebe Halliwell: Go away horny tom cats!

Phoebe Halliwell: Come on you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together sharing clothes and a cat.

Piper Halliwell: Well now that you put it that way no I don't want to live with you anymore!

Piper Halliwell: Don't act blonde.

Prue Halliwell: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.

Piper Halliwell: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.

Piper Halliwell: Leo you're a nice guy and I like you a lot but let's face it you're geographically undesirable.

Prue Halliwell: Great so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.

Piper Halliwell: Well some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.