Batman Returns

The Penguin: But when it comes down to it, who is holding the umbrella?

Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Catwoman: Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Selina Kyle: Did somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day!

Batman: Eat floor.

(Throws Catwoman down)

Batman: High fiber.

Catwoman is hit)

Catwoman: How could you? I'm a woman.

Batman: I'm sorry, I...

(Batman is hit)

Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I.

The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask.