Batman & Robin

Robin: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms

Cop: Please show some mercy!

Freeze: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Batgirl: Alfred's sick.

Batman: Alfred's not sick, he's dying.

Robin: Dying? Why didn't he tell us?

Batman: You know Alfred, he wouldn't say anything, but I can tell.

Batman: Hey, Freeze. The heat is on.

Batgirl: Chicks like you give women a bad name.