Batman

The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

(Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building)

Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Nic: What are you?

Batman: I'm Batman.

The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Vicki Vale: Some people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.

Batman: He's psychotic.

Vicki Vale: Some people say the same about you.

Batman: What people?

Vicki Vale: Well, face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?

Batman: This isn't exactly a normal world, is it?

Batman: You killed my parents.

The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?

Batman: I made you, you made me first.

The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

The Joker: My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.

(Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him)