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Remoteramus!

News Monday, September 21 by Captain



Finally!

Sick of using boring muggle technology to change the channel? Help is at hand from the very depths of Diagon Ally, The Kymera Magic Wand. With the mere phrase 'remoteramus!' or perhaps the trusty 'turnoffitfromboredom!' you can control all your Harry Potter marathons without ever having to press a single button.

A and it's not just a remote - it's a universal remote. As if by magic, a mere wave of the wand can control anything that the muggles can come up with.





Who can we thank for this simply marvellous advancement in the defence against the single channel arts? Why, The Wand Company, of course! Do check out the website - it is nothing short of tremendous.

It's good to know that no matter how dull, dreary or somewhat disappointing your life may be, someone out there can help turn it all around. The Kymera can be yours for just on $110, shipped all the way from the UK. It'll be available from October 1st, and pre-orders are being taken now.






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