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Star Trek Smells Sexy

News Wednesday, February 11 by Captain

Finally.

After generations of collecting models, posters, clothes and toys, Star Trek fans can finally collect something that will bring in the ladeez.

Star Trek Cologne.

That's right. To celebrate the release of the new Star Trek movie the GenkiWear company is branching out with the license for men's fragrances.

That's right again. Fragrances. Not one, but three will be available. Which Star Trek will you be?


First off - try the 'Tiberius', named after none other than James Tiberius Kirk. The Ladykiller, the man in charge, the man who knows that a green skinned Orion slave girl is right there for the taking.

Or, why not go for the 'Pon Farr' - the Vulcan's choice. Named after the seven year cycle of 'heat' that Vulcan's go through, it's both repressed and sexually on fire. For the man who feels everything, but doesn't want to show it.

Finally, there's the 'Red Shirt', for the man that knows that he is truly expendable. He's out on the town for a short mission, and knows he's never coming home. Are you willing to give up your life, just so you can say that you joined the away team? Of course you are!



Kirk smells stinky old targ. Or is it 'Red Shirt'?


So don't smell like a stinky old Klingon targ. Keep your eyes peeled for what could be a very limited run of very special smells for very special people.

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