"Shave 'em off!"
The cry goes out across Australia as women everywhere demand that husbands, boyfriends and work mates remove the irritating lip fluff they've been nurturing for the duration of Movember.
But some men persist, confident in the knowledge that they are both sexy and virile in the manner of a 70's porn star (say, Ron Jeremy) or in fact a model in a Wranglers tight jeans catalogue direct from 1979.

These are the ones that must be held down and have the moustache surgically removed, like an unhappy sheep getting dags sliced off from their flyblown crotch.
In the aftermath, a sense of victory, but in that hollow naked loneliness that the man must endure, surely we can all provide a ray of sunshine, a sliver of hope, for the days to come.
Have no fear, for the we have discovered excellent diversions for the man who has lost his 'tache.
Yes, it's the Star Trek TNG LCARS light switch cover.

Turn the everyday act of turning your lights on and off into a futuristic all systems shut down with these handy little decorating numbers.
Perfect for that added touch of Sci Fi joy for the man returning to civilized society.
And where would you expect to find such and excellent item? At Thinkgeek.com, of course!